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Apr 22, 2014 / 8,596 notes

superficialryne:

"I love American Horror Story!"

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"Kyle and Zoe’s relationship was so beautiful, by far the best part of this season!"

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(via misscordeliafoxxy)

Apr 22, 2014 / 5,382 notes

legitimism:

Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?

(via vixlent-waves)

Apr 22, 2014 / 34,541 notes

godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?

(via effloresscentt)

Apr 22, 2014 / 38 notes
  • *someone argues with me*
  • "I'm too pregnant for this"
Apr 22, 2014 / 87,912 notes

andrew-terrence:

iamrickyhoover:

Reasons why he’s amazing

Too real.

(via camcat)

Apr 22, 2014 / 58,194 notes

modifiedalchemist:

turntechdave:

clockworkjester:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

I miss the days when you could literally say whatever the fuck you wanted on this site without being invaded by a swarm of greyfaced idiots.

Those were good times.

Like, almost all of these people are not anonymously sending messages. In fact I’m more inclined to believe that the majority of Anon asks on this website are sent by the user who owns the blog.

Hey look, Tumblr’s finest.

(via thatjerseyguy)

Apr 22, 2014 / 177,132 notes

Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

alices-wonderland-emporium:

Relevant
Apr 22, 2014 / 11,544 notes
acid-waste:

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.

"only when penises fly"
oh.
Apr 22, 2014 / 155,588 notes

acid-waste:

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.

"only when penises fly"

oh.

(via yourneckplusmyteeth)

Apr 22, 2014 / 149,367 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via raisingbabys)